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NDS Ending... O.O 
9th-Apr-2008 10:07 am
baccano, ronnie
I found this on the Chinese Baidu forums, and I just had to translate and post it. For those who can read moonspeak, they posted a Jap transcript with Chi commentary/summary.

I mean... seriously. Narita must have written this while on dope or something.


Loose translation, because it flows better and I don't fully understand what the first sentence of Firo's comment means.

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After Claire ties the rope around Lua's neck, choose "D: shout 'Let's marry!'"

Ladd shouts:

"----I'm in love! I want to marry youuuuuuu!"

Vino, Lua, Chane go O.O. The train still keeps running in the ensuing silence, until the rope unties itself from Lua's neck. But she doesn't notice and only mumbles,

"Ladd.....?"

This voice shakes everyone out of their reverie. Vino coughs and says,

"Ah--, you, what'd you say just now?"

"Let's marry. How many times must I say it, you idiot?"

Ladd's expression is extremely serious, and Vino can't help but press a hand to his head.

"Let's see, um, let me say just one thing... I'm a guy, you know."

"That's obvious from just looking at you. So what'd you wanna say?"

"--- Those are my lines."

Vino looks perplexed, and Ladd asks,

"Is it all right to suddenly register for marriage?"

"No, it's normal. --Just that, um, how do I say it, I'm a guy and you're a guy, so it's a little... well, it's quite worrying."

"Doesn't matter."

"No, it does matter. And, you've got a fiancee. What're you going to do about that?"

Vino points at Lua, but Ladd just glances at everyone and says without any hesitation,

"Break up!"

Once Lua hears that, she cries,

"...... Ladd... Can't be..."

"Sorry 'bout that, Lua. The woman I want to kill most in this world is you. That hasn't changed. --Just that, I wanna kill that guy hundreds of times more. Well, it has nothing to do with whether that guy's a guy or a gal. He's my sweet guy!"

"Wait a moment. Why'd you want to kill me? I don't get what you're saying."

"It's fine, don't mind it. I want to kill you more than anyone else. That is, I love you more than anyone else!"

Hearing this, Vino ponders this for quite a while, then...

"---You really love me?"

"Yeah, of course I love you! I love you so much I'm going nuts!!"

Vino muses over this many times longer than before and reaches a conclusion, and that is---

The church bells start ringing.

"I understand. Let's get married."

This is the first time in Vino's entire life someone's confessed to him. Although unfortunately it wasn't a beautiful lady. But, seeing Ladd's serious eyes, everything else didn't matter anymore.

"---This guy's serious. So... Well, fine, even though you're a guy. It doesn't change the fact that you love me."

A few months later, someone sees Ladd and Vino lovingly holding hands as they walk down the streets of New York (to be more precise, it's Vino draping his arm around Ladd's shoulders...). Vino finally finds his life-long partner.


Congratulations, congratulations.


Firo's commentary: Do you understand how much I hate this ridiculous ending? Put yourself in my shoes for a bit. ...Ubu, I can't take it any more. Please try again, I'm begging you. Ennis, save me, Ennis.
Comments 
9th-Apr-2008 02:47 am (UTC)
hahahahahahahahahahah --wheeze-- I am glad that's in there. Also, yeah, that seems to be the extent of how ladd understands love ^^
10th-Apr-2008 06:45 am (UTC)
XD Aye. And I keep forgetting to give you this link... it's a pic of Keith's wife (from the back). I seem to recall you asking for a description of her :)

http://photo.163.com/photos/james_1125/138723477/3928230512/
11th-Apr-2008 06:19 pm (UTC)
NEE! omg :3
y-you're the best <3 <3 <3
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9th-Apr-2008 02:56 am (UTC)
OH MAN. I am DYING, that ending is such crack. I mean, WTF? Who wrote THAT? ...not that I don't like it, it's just so... out there! AHAHAHAHAH, I can't stop laughing, that's so amusing. XD XD
9th-Apr-2008 02:56 am (UTC)
Crack. Crack. Crack. Crack.
And I love every bit of it. I seriously can't stop laughing.
9th-Apr-2008 04:11 am (UTC)
... I HAVE NO WORDS. ONLY SMILIES. 8D 8D 8D 8D
9th-Apr-2008 04:15 am (UTC)
Happy endings! :D :D :D

OMG it's like a dream come true. XD I can't believe that's in there, but then again, if you're going to make over 50 endings, how many can actually be plausible?
9th-Apr-2008 04:20 am (UTC)
OMG HAHAHAA.....I want to see screens XD Crack ending yet it felt possible.
So Ladd love someone when he really want to kill them hahaa.....His logic on love is too simple and direct.
9th-Apr-2008 04:28 am (UTC)
OMG O___O
xDDDDDD
I can't stop laughing too xDDDD
9th-Apr-2008 07:47 am (UTC)
LMaodkdflj
9th-Apr-2008 08:33 am (UTC)
WTF OMGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD XD
This crack shit is GOLD!
9th-Apr-2008 11:11 am (UTC)
NDS . . you mean the game??? *confused*

But this is official, right? OFFICIAL CRACK???

OHMYGOD!! I LOVE IT!!!!BWAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! xD
9th-Apr-2008 11:28 am (UTC)
Yes, the game XD
9th-Apr-2008 11:48 am (UTC)
...genius.

Pure genius.
9th-Apr-2008 12:46 pm (UTC)
UNBELIEVABLE @____@

that vino accepted the proposal...i think he's really been waiting a long time XD

but omg i'm traumatised lol~
9th-Apr-2008 02:37 pm (UTC)
OMG OMG OMG

9th-Apr-2008 05:11 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Gawd I'm dying xD I haven't got that ending yet but man this is epic! Must seee! LOL
9th-Apr-2008 08:26 pm (UTC)
... that. That just made my day, ahaha. <3
10th-Apr-2008 12:19 am (UTC)
Sigh. Pure poetry. <3
10th-Apr-2008 01:35 pm (UTC)
OMG, I'm a PSP-fangirl but now I NEED to buy NDS ToT
LaddXVino..and offical, never thought I'd live to see the day
thanks for sharing ^o^/
10th-Apr-2008 08:01 pm (UTC)
...What.

I... I can't stop laughing.

Seriously, what??
11th-Apr-2008 11:52 am (UTC)
The icon says it all.

On the other hand, LADDXCLAIRE OTP SDLFJS:DLKF
12th-Apr-2008 03:34 am (UTC)
.... THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST BIZARRE AND WONDERFUL CANON THINGS I'VE EVER READ IN MY LIFE.
YAOI FANGIRLS REJOICE, FOR THIS IS FANSERVICE OF THE BEST KIND.

Poor Lua D:

... the scary thing is that this sounds so possible with the way they react to things D: '' GODS.

Ennis.. ennis help me...

you need to post screens when they are available, Dawnelkin, srsly.

i don't know whether to be all DX or XD ... it's scaring me. :'D
12th-Apr-2008 09:09 am (UTC)
I'd love to see screens myself, though I doubt there are any

And yeah, it's kind of freaky, seeing as the two may very well have acted like this XD I feel for Firo, but at the same time... >.> *cough* XD
15th-Aug-2008 08:24 pm (UTC)
I'M THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE.
This.... This is amazing....

(also in b4 slowpoke.png)
1st-Jun-2009 01:11 am (UTC)
o.O
8th-Jan-2011 07:35 pm (UTC)
... O.O I'm too shocked. XDDD Pure crack.
16th-Mar-2011 10:04 pm (UTC) - Pics
Anonymous
I found a screen :D http://media.photobucket.com/image/yaoi%20baccano%20ladd%20and%20claire/Yurra_Faile/bc12.jpg?o=2
Not the best quality though ^^;
15th-Apr-2011 06:16 pm (UTC)
Just so you know "ubu" is the SFX for vomiting.
18th-May-2011 04:26 pm (UTC) - Old entry is old.
Crack? What crack? Makes perfect sense to me; I don't know why they didn't get those two kids together in for reals canon. *actually srs*

Crazy loves crazy. <3
2nd-Jul-2011 05:02 am (UTC)
I do not even know
but I think this is absolute wonderful :D
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